It is the traditional holiday taken by horny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.
by Karla Cisniega December 18, 2008
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A person who complains about wanting and/or needing sex, but is scared to fuck. So they complain about not gettin what they want.
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Demi was Horny.Demi went home, locked her bedroom door, and turned on the computer.She quickly went onto RedTube and searched for her favorite porn video.She started rubbing her clit. She put two fingers into her cunt, fingering herself.Suddenly, her phone rang. She answered it and found that it was Justin.
"Hello?" she said. "Hey baby. I was thinking maybe I could come over?" Demi let out a soft moan before replying,"Oooh that'd ve great" In about ten minutes, Justin was over. He walked in and pushed Demi down on her bed. He tongued her then stripped down to his boxers. She smirked evilly and started rubbing him. Justin moaned softly then took off his boxers. Justin got his 10" dick and rubbed it around Demi's opening, teasing her and wanting her to beg. "Oh Justin I want you inside me baby." Justin smirked and stuck his dick inside the slowly started thrusting in and out of Demi. He thrusted slowly at first then went faster. He rubbed on her 32D boobs with one hand while rubbing her clit with the other. "OH JUSTIN OHHH FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" "That's right girl, I want you to scream my name!" "OHHHHHH JUSTIN!!! FUCK! HARDER!!! FASTER!!!" Justin went faster then he had ever gone before rubbing her clit at the same time. He then exploded all his fluids inside her and causing Demi to let out a loud moan. They did that in seven different positions that night, falling asleep naked in Demi's jizz filled bed.
"Hello?" she said. "Hey baby. I was thinking maybe I could come over?" Demi let out a soft moan before replying,"Oooh that'd ve great" In about ten minutes, Justin was over. He walked in and pushed Demi down on her bed. He tongued her then stripped down to his boxers. She smirked evilly and started rubbing him. Justin moaned softly then took off his boxers. Justin got his 10" dick and rubbed it around Demi's opening, teasing her and wanting her to beg. "Oh Justin I want you inside me baby." Justin smirked and stuck his dick inside the slowly started thrusting in and out of Demi. He thrusted slowly at first then went faster. He rubbed on her 32D boobs with one hand while rubbing her clit with the other. "OH JUSTIN OHHH FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" "That's right girl, I want you to scream my name!" "OHHHHHH JUSTIN!!! FUCK! HARDER!!! FASTER!!!" Justin went faster then he had ever gone before rubbing her clit at the same time. He then exploded all his fluids inside her and causing Demi to let out a loud moan. They did that in seven different positions that night, falling asleep naked in Demi's jizz filled bed.
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by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021
Get the horny bastard mug.he kisses me, softly on the lips, and then the kisses trail up to my ear, and he nibbles on it softly as I let out a little chuckle.
He pulls me closer, and kisses me on the neck, soft at first, but then goes harder and harder, most likely making bruises on my neck.
He grabs my butt and squeezes, pushing me up against him. I feel his dick getting bigger, poking me in just the right spot, getting me wetter and more horny.
He picks me up and I wrap my arms around him. He’s still kissing my neck, but he stops to lift up my shirt and slips it off, along with my bra. He carries me over to the bed and slams me down, aggressively taking of my pants and my underwear. He stuffs my face with my panties before I have a chance to react.
He grabs my wrists and pins them above my head squeezing them and making red marks.
He leans down and presses his lips to my tit, swirling his tongue around it, making it hard, and then he sucks on it, looking up at me as he does it, probably making it red and sore.
Then all of a sudden I feel him sliding inside me, until he’s all the way in, and he thrusts into me.
I let out a moan of pleasure which is muffled by my panties. He does it over and over, sucking on my tits in the process.
He picks up his pace until he’s pounding into me with so much force, the bed shaking wildly, creaking like it’s about to break any second.
He pulls me closer, and kisses me on the neck, soft at first, but then goes harder and harder, most likely making bruises on my neck.
He grabs my butt and squeezes, pushing me up against him. I feel his dick getting bigger, poking me in just the right spot, getting me wetter and more horny.
He picks me up and I wrap my arms around him. He’s still kissing my neck, but he stops to lift up my shirt and slips it off, along with my bra. He carries me over to the bed and slams me down, aggressively taking of my pants and my underwear. He stuffs my face with my panties before I have a chance to react.
He grabs my wrists and pins them above my head squeezing them and making red marks.
He leans down and presses his lips to my tit, swirling his tongue around it, making it hard, and then he sucks on it, looking up at me as he does it, probably making it red and sore.
Then all of a sudden I feel him sliding inside me, until he’s all the way in, and he thrusts into me.
I let out a moan of pleasure which is muffled by my panties. He does it over and over, sucking on my tits in the process.
He picks up his pace until he’s pounding into me with so much force, the bed shaking wildly, creaking like it’s about to break any second.
by Night_skky December 11, 2022
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