happy crappy

All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.

Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.

by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008

Happy time

When one masturbates and gets very happy,

Aysha made happy time in da bathroom

by JMizzlle October 12, 2009

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 22, 2011

happy feels

An emotional and or physical feeling of happiness.

That cheese burger from your happy meal gave me happy feels. Thanks bruh!

by Mightyrighthand April 30, 2016

Happy Pill

Someone who makes a certain person happy when they're around or when talking to them.

She's been my happy pill since I met her.

You know, thanks for being my happy pill all these times.

by April 11, 2022

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.

Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.

by Artfartwart December 03, 2009