reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

by redblade77 January 11, 2009

seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited

my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead

by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011

Handstand

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!

student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.

student 3: What're Handstands?

student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

by IttyBittyHelloKitty October 29, 2009

handism

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

by LacieM September 4, 2005

puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

small hands

Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.

"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!

by mtown yoh. ;) June 27, 2009

trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.

Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.

by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016