Gurren Lagann

An anime created by Gainax filled with tits, drills, giant robots, and a ton of kickass.

You want a summary of Gurren Lagann? Who the hell do you think I am? Watch the fucking series!

by Boota December 6, 2007

Guilty Wank

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.

Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

Gumwood

verb: when an old lady (or man; we don't like to discriminate) gives you head without wearing dentures.

origin: Some guy who lives on "Gumwood Road" gave me the idea

"dude, your grandma just gave me the meanest gumwood. i came in like 2.5 seconds"

by faNayNay69 January 18, 2013

Guy Syndrome

Typical of the male human condition, concern that one's penis is insufficient in length and/or girth and/or shape and/or form and/or smell to be appealing to potential sexual partners when exposed.

Manifests as hiding one's penis with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one's pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in oral and digital sex, a preference for sex in darkness and showering alone.

Chris: Mike, how was your date with that hot drummer on Saturday night?

Mike: It was great, but when I got back to her place, I had to run outside naked and pull the fuses for the house to make sure she'd still let me do her.

Chris: Mate, you have Guy Syndrome.

by The Evil Evil Muppet January 26, 2014

Gushman

A friend, typically male, that a female will talk to about her personal life with, also sharing with exaggerated enthusiasm, intimate details of a current romance or relationship (gush to).

Two of my best guy friends moved away recently. Thank god I met Ryan! I finally have a gushman again.

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

gunz'd

the act of finding oneself in a precarious situation due to utter stupidity.

Scott was gunz'd when he called 411 and asked for a cab to pick him up on the 2nd floor.

Fred's wife was gunz'd when scott ate french fries off of her plate.

Scott was gunz'd when he fell down a flight of stairs and had a dog gnawing at his leg on the bottom stair.

by mrbigcock April 21, 2014

Gunzen

1:The uncontrollable urge to be a an attention seeking, cry baby on internet forums.

2: A Male who shows strong emotion or stereotypical feminine menstrual cycle qualities.

I went away for the weekend, check back in and Gunzen is still "Gunzening". Gunzen, have you cried yet?

{Cry Baby Bitch Boy} Mental Midget Mentally unstable

by UJAnon October 7, 2016