Grumpin

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe September 2, 2011

grumple

To do with surrepititious farts

One who farts in the bath and bites the bubbles

by eskay February 9, 2005

grumpster

Another meaning for taking a dump.

Man I got to go take a grumpster.

by Clay Longfellow December 28, 2007

Grumpf

The multi colored lint that appear from out of nowhere in you belly button

Gosh, I wonder what I wore that made red grumpf appear today.

by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

Grumpelstiltskin

Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.

*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".

"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".

"I really need to take a "Grumpy".

"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

Grumple

Small clay "head" that brings luck to the person whose purse it is carried in.
Cute, or ugly, folk art type "Lucky Charm".

I have never lost a purse that my grumple resided in, so I guess that;s lucky.

by pandawitch July 12, 2010

grumpover

Kind of like a hangover but not for the same reasons. Very impulse driven, when impulse turns into regret and then adds to a tired body.

Anais has a grumpover.

by Heyoka May 14, 2004