plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

spicey ground pancake

An anti tank mine

Oh shit Freddy don’t go 4 wheeling in Mr. Dicks yard you know how much he likes spicey ground pancakes

by anonymous June 29, 2024

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).

Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."

by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021

Ground Turbulence

Ground Turbulence when wind is blowing against a vehicle

The wind is strong can't drive in a straight line. Do you mean ground Turbulence

by Is this your wardrobe December 1, 2019

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015