So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. by t655645765 March 8, 2009

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Shades of Grey

What the bloggers say their life is like
Notice they spell grey the European way.

On a blog:
"My life is filled with shades of grey"

Shades of Grey by kerakachowe March 16, 2009

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Christian Grey

The hottest man to exist

Christian grey can get it any day everyday;)

Christian Grey by Dumbzitch January 7, 2021

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He's so Christian Grey

A very attractive guy who you imagine performing S&M acts and having sex with you like Christian Grey does to his former submissives and current girlfriend in the book trilogy: 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh my god, that guy is soo hot. He's so Christian Grey!!

He's so Christian Grey by ShelleyApple October 14, 2012

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