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Guy: Dude, girls lacrosse is so whimpy! You don't even hit eachother!
Girl: Yahh I'd like to see you try and run down the feild without your ginormous poket.
Guy: Dude, girls lacrosse is so whimpy! You don't even hit eachother!
Girl: Yahh I'd like to see you try and run down the feild without your ginormous poket.
by murrney October 16, 2008
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For instance when Donald Trump's lawyer Rudy Guiliani let it slip on 7/30/2018 on CNN that there was a strategizing meeting to get incriminating information on Hillary Clinton two days prior to meeting with Russian nationals.
Then Giuliani said he had heard from reporters that Cohen is saying there was a meeting before the Trump Tower meeting, with several Trump aides, about “the strategy of the meeting with the Russians.” He told CNN (emphasis added):
"... Cohen also now says that — he says too much — that two days before he was participating in a meeting with roughly the same group of people — but not the president, definitely not the president — in which they were talking about the strategy of the meeting with the Russians. The people in that meeting deny it. The people who we’ve been able to interview. The people we’ve not been able to interview have never said that about that meeting."
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For instance when Donald Trump's lawyer Rudy Guiliani let it slip on 7/30/2018 on CNN that there was a strategizing meeting to get incriminating information on Hillary Clinton two days prior to meeting with Russian nationals.
Then Giuliani said he had heard from reporters that Cohen is saying there was a meeting before the Trump Tower meeting, with several Trump aides, about “the strategy of the meeting with the Russians.” He told CNN (emphasis added):
"... Cohen also now says that — he says too much — that two days before he was participating in a meeting with roughly the same group of people — but not the president, definitely not the president — in which they were talking about the strategy of the meeting with the Russians. The people in that meeting deny it. The people who we’ve been able to interview. The people we’ve not been able to interview have never said that about that meeting."
-Vox news
Police officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Drunk driver to police officer: "Officer, I went to the second bar but I didn't have a single drink. Not a single one!"
Passenger: "Nice Giuliani!"
Drunk driver to police officer: "Officer, I went to the second bar but I didn't have a single drink. Not a single one!"
Passenger: "Nice Giuliani!"
by HeavyZ August 2, 2018
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Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.
If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.
If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.
by whackipedia July 26, 2011
Get the Easy as K-mart Girls mug.Really modern and pretty girls of Turkey. They are different from the rest of the Nation's females. It may be because of the weather they live in but they're rather exotic also they're are the best choice to date, or even marry.
There's a song about them (with rough translation):
Izmir's girls, with tweezers in their hand
Females, predators, rogues, sweet and ill-tempered
Go outside in silk stockings
In war and in love they act like true women
No other heels click so invitingly
With on look they level you to the ground, oh, it's impossible
In a moonlight of the bay, stars, in the strong taste of salt
The wind of their jasmine parfumes comes from their balconies
Izmir girls, they have no fear
Come on, fella, play, let's dance
Izmir girls
I'm somewhat shy to say this, let it be between us
They die, making love
Sometimes they die fighting, if necessary
Dad, what's your problem with my short skirt
Under the staircase I'd pull it up from my knees to my waist
I'd go to the balcony, read a novel, the bridge would've moaned
You looked at me so roughly, ai! I barely came in time
Dad, you were going to look at a mother, not to take a daughter
You weren't going to giggle at how grandma curses
You weren't going to get lost in the green eyes
Of lady Shehriban, at the moment you saw here enjoying her smoke
Izmir girls are setting men on fire
Izmir's girls, with tweezers in their hand
Females, predators, rogues, sweet and ill-tempered
Go outside in silk stockings
In war and in love they act like true women
No other heels click so invitingly
With on look they level you to the ground, oh, it's impossible
In a moonlight of the bay, stars, in the strong taste of salt
The wind of their jasmine parfumes comes from their balconies
Izmir girls, they have no fear
Come on, fella, play, let's dance
Izmir girls
I'm somewhat shy to say this, let it be between us
They die, making love
Sometimes they die fighting, if necessary
Dad, what's your problem with my short skirt
Under the staircase I'd pull it up from my knees to my waist
I'd go to the balcony, read a novel, the bridge would've moaned
You looked at me so roughly, ai! I barely came in time
Dad, you were going to look at a mother, not to take a daughter
You weren't going to giggle at how grandma curses
You weren't going to get lost in the green eyes
Of lady Shehriban, at the moment you saw here enjoying her smoke
Izmir girls are setting men on fire
by cOlorlessImagination March 9, 2014
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Often used as an excuse to get away from one's boyfriend...
Often used as an excuse to get away from one's boyfriend...
John was being such an asshole that I really needed a girls' night to help clear my mind and put our relationship back in perspective; after a night of drinking and sillyness we decided that it's time that I dump him.
by Waspwoman August 17, 2003
Get the girls' night out mug.A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
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Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
Girls with Slingshots
by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011
Get the Girls With Slingshots mug.Oh, oh them? They're "Giuliani partners". It was love at first sight at their great-grandmothers funeral, nana always was a matchmaker.
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