garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

gareth keetan

Our god jog on

Gareth keetan is our god jog on

by Slonkongbotol June 12, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

Garrett

Crackhead

Also is a faggot

Damn Garrett do any crack lately

by Kyky5076 July 11, 2019

Garner

Is a shit hole of a town in NC. It's made up of inbred hillbillies. The surroundings look like the town that time forgot. .

Places you don't wanna be...Jail, Hell , and Garner

by HaHauFool July 14, 2019

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019