fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011

fuzzy buzzly balls

When ones balls are very hairy or in other words when someone has a bush

Jerry: Wow that young specimen has very fine fuzzy buzzly balls

by fuzzyballs42069 February 24, 2023

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

fuzzy no no

Magic Stick

I've got the Magic Stick

by Lisk July 30, 2003

Fuzzy

The result of smoking that weed.

While I was on vacation, I got fuzzy every night.

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Fuzzy

A descriptor for silly takes, dumb moments, and forgetfulness

That was a fuzzy momment

by Anon0256 May 10, 2024

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020