Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.
Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?
Keith: None of them !
Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.
Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
Keith: None of them !
Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.
Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022
Get the Fryedmug. When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
by mayalex September 19, 2021
Get the French Fry Smilemug. Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
Get the French frymug. by PESHI July 15, 2025
Get the Fryingmug. 
The sexual act in which you pour oil on your partner's boy, put him in the hot sun and let him simmer and fry, after 20 minutees, fetch him and proceed to put some herbs on his dick like you're seasoning eggs and suck his soul out with the head of his life
by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024
Get the Frying panmug. Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
Get the Chicago Stir-Frymug.