Can't see the forest through the trees.

This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.

Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.

Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.

by TV CAR March 29, 2010

ForestImps

King of you all!

All hail ForestImps

by :D July 26, 2003

dork forest

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.

Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.

by danmcq July 6, 2008

Forest Fire

While masterbating without lotion, the heat from the friction causes the pubic hair to ignite.

Phil doesn't have to shave now because of the forest fire last night.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

forest bathing

A fancier term for skinny dipping

Every morning Steve goes down to the local lake for some forest bathing. He says it connects him to nature when really it is because he’s a prick.

by AghMcHaghYagh July 23, 2019

Southern Forest Fire

A girl's red pubic hair.

That girl won't get any action due to her Southern Forest Fire.

by Ja'Quan November 18, 2011

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 14, 2004