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Flop

To grossly exagerate a push/trip in a sport to draw a foul. Most common in basketball and soccer.
"Foul? Are you kidding me? That was a total flop! F***ing refs!"
by Kyoh January 28, 2008
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Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008
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floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.
"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."
by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004
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Floaty

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011
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penis flop

also known as "PF", the condition where a male's penis- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. Females tend to whisper "PF" to tell one another that they've spotted penis flop on a male.
"Check it out, girl! PF! PF! Anfernee's got penis flop! I can totally see it through his track pants. It's all flappin against his pants and shit!"
by squigglypoof September 1, 2009
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Lazer-Flop

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.
"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"
by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.
Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
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