Flingleberry

When you have a loose dingleberry but don't realize it, so you wipe quickly from front to back and fling it onto the toilet seat cover

After i had that aggressive shit and wiped, I wanted to rest, so naturally I leaned back agaisnt the toilet and felt the awful squish of an unknown flingleberry against my back.

by samthesailorman January 6, 2019

Filinto

To make a move always to the least desirable woman in the room

Oh my god, last night we went to the bar, and John pull out a Filinto.... You should have seen the pimple in her ugly face

by Shormak January 17, 2019

failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail you

mrs.butthead has a failing fettish because she keeps failing me

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment

yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

fling or ring

daisy would like to go out with you

daisy: fling or ring?
you: ok x

by flingorring December 10, 2019

Filling the Bucket

Completing all items on your bucket list before your inevitable death.

Uncle Randy might have died in obscurity but at least he succeeded in filling the bucket.

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020