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fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2
fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!
by grim baggins August 5, 2010
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festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.
Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?
by Fester May 10, 2017
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festaud

To Festaud is to arrive constantly 30 minutes to any event
1: "Sorry I Festaud again"
by Civilian360 September 23, 2018
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Feistazsy

When a woman evolves to become a fast and feisty with pizazz, sass and ass.
Wow, Amanda has really become feistazsy these last few months; it's a sexy fit on her!
by Hustle Wilson June 7, 2019
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Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.
We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.
by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019
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Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
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