Florida

See Hell.

Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.

Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.

Jesus H. Christ, why did I move from New Jersey to FLORIDA?!?!

by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

Florida

1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.

2. The State of Misery.

3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.

4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.

1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.

2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.

3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!

4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)

by Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian July 1, 2003

University of South Florida

A third tier institution in Tampax, Florida known for their ridiculously lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.

Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."

by Ray Ray the Jay September 26, 2008

Florida Smile

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

by Florida Mark January 16, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

Florida

Ghetto, gutter, grimey, etc.

"Munk kicked in the door and stuck them 3 kids up and even pistol-whipped one and broke his nose. He made off with all their goods too. Man that shit was Florida."

by Anonymous man September 3, 2005