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Destination fucked 

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.
Destination fucked by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
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i need to get fucked respectfully 

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

Stat Fucked 

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
Stat Fucked by DNG1981 January 2, 2011

puppet fucked 

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
puppet fucked by j$.devops August 18, 2016

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult
¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

Zeus-Fucked 

when one roasts the bowl
Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!
Zeus-Fucked by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

It's Fucked 

A technical term used in engineering to describe serious defects that prevent a component, product, or machine from working properly.
Guy 1: 'What's up with that Lathe?'

Guy 2: 'It's Fucked.'
It's Fucked by Waveforms June 21, 2017