Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Evaan

Evaan is the physiological embodiment of all things good about Evan. Evaan is an alternate version of Evan who is perfect in every way, someone who is outgoing and witty, someone who is extroverted and has a lot of friends. Evan is nothing compared to Evaan.

“I wish I could be like Evaan”
“You will never be anything even close to Evaan, for you are only Evan.”

by Hottest person to ever exist May 1, 2022

Evan Donavan

Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.

I love Evan Donavan

by Lauren Matrisciano May 2, 2022

Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022

Evan <3

Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3

omg you have an Evan <3 ?! im so jealous.

by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022