ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

drummer's ear

Rae Sremmurd backwards. The ear of a drummer, a sign you're living the Sremm Life.

Just got out of the concert, got that drummer's ear from being too close to the speaker.

by Master of Blumpkins January 21, 2015

Gay Ear

The right ear is the “gay” ear; the common saying right is wrong has been used up to the 90s as well as many gay men choosing to pierce their right ear only. The left ear is the straight ear since it’s opposite the “gay” ear.

Person 1: hey I think I’m going to pierce my right ear.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.

by Vincenip lobecelli July 27, 2022

Elf Ear

This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!

A little bit lord of the rings esq!!

It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!

Oh.. look at that photo - i can see my elf ear!

Elf ear!!!

by Florizel March 10, 2010

husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

Ear Bashing

To receive an Ear Bashing is to be yelled at, usually at loud volume which hurts the ears, hence Ear Bashing.

(At work after be pulled into the manager's office)
Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.

(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.

by T-D-B July 25, 2010

Ear Check

Similar to a meat check.To roughly punch one in the ear.

My sister wouldn't shut the fuck up,so I ear checked that bitch.

by LupeFan94 July 12, 2011