cock end

a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.

derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.

You are such a cock end

by Scottie2Hottie May 5, 2006

fuzzy end of the lollipop

The term "fuzzy end of the lollipop" was first used in 1860 by Abraham Lincoln to describe the southern states to a school boy. The term means the dirtier, rougher side of something.

Abraham Lincolns original sentence: "Son, you see this here sucker, its all fresh and nice, but if I were to drop it on the ground it'd get all fuzzy. That's what those southern states arethe fuzzy end of the lollipop, they turned our great nation into a despicable mess."

A more recent and relatable use of the phrase: " Hey dude, I was hanging with da bae and she showed me the fuzzy end of the lollipop, dude I never knew we had a ghetto in our home town."

by Bill The Ripper (of gas) November 15, 2014

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

bell end sebastian

A term used to mock an individuals musical taste, or judgement in general, inferring that they are something of an idiot. Comprised of the term 'bell end' - meaning the end of ones penis, and 'Belle and Sebastian' - a moderatly popular band of the late 90's, thought by most people to be slightly crappy.

don't listen to a word he says Norman, he likes bell end sebastian!

by zeusfox March 11, 2007

scrag end

I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Sam go get me some cereals and a cup of tea you scrag end.

by Billy Bob... April 8, 2007

The Living End

The greatest punk rock band to come out of Melbourne, Australia and these guys rock!!! I own their albums: The Living End, Roll On, and Modern Artillery. It's the only punk rock band that is my favorite out of all punk rock bands out there!!

The Living End makes the greatest Australian punk rock music ever!!

by GOP_Rocker June 26, 2005

month-end

(a)A term used by the financial district's employees to give an explaination of their work level. (b)a poor term for being busy used to create importance like many terms used in the financial district. (c) A term used to show your contempt for the person or persons you are speaking to as in your mind they are ignorant to what you are doing!

(a)"Fancy going for a beer?" reply,"no its month-end"
(b)"why are you such a prick?" reply, "its month-end!"
(C)"whats up with you?" reply, "its month-end!"

by City Boy May 16, 2007