A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:
# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive
Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive
Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.
There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.
There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)
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Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.
Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.
by Chitose Sakura May 16, 2014
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We all attempted to follow the rules & not think about the candy. However, the temptation was too strong, & mom grounded us all for Our disobedience.
by Baruked1 June 16, 2018
Get the disobedience mug.Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.
An STD is a super typing disorder.
An STD is a super typing disorder.
Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!
Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!
Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!
by asexian July 1, 2009
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