The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.
"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
by electra fidelis April 12, 2009
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Man, was I disappointed! I thought DnD learned from the reviews of the Absolut cards, but the hype was all SMOKE AND MIRRORS.
by Smoke and Mirrors...RETCH September 26, 2008
Get the disappointed mug.adj - not up to expectations; "a disappointing performance from one who had seemed so promising" Generally used by posh blokes with long hair and rippled six-packs. Occasionally prefixed by the word 'extremely' to express a greater level of concern over his hopes, desires, intentions or expectations being dashed.
His retiring foe Shrinks from the wound, and disappoints the blow - Addison
That treble 20 has to go down as extremely disappointing - Cox
That treble 20 has to go down as extremely disappointing - Cox
by Andreas Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe of Roxburgh June 22, 2004
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Get the Disappointment mug.When a person makes a big deal about something that is actually not a big deal and acts all disappointed and those people are usually fake.
Person S: You're a bitch
Person R: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DELUSIONAL BULLY I HATE YOU I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Person S: Stop being such an Overdramatic Disappointment
Person R: "slits wrist"
Person R: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DELUSIONAL BULLY I HATE YOU I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Person S: Stop being such an Overdramatic Disappointment
Person R: "slits wrist"
by Roshandra October 10, 2011
Get the Overdramatic Disappointment mug.This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
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