dirt ball

A person who says or does something completely disgusting and inappropriate, yet very funny/amusing as well.

"Bob, i can't believe you just laughed at that poor nun in a wheelchair! you are such a dirt ball"

by JoJoPotato November 13, 2006

dirt snake

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

by j.gibson February 17, 2008

dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.

"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."

by amac March 31, 2005

DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.

she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.

by trashed April 23, 2008

dirt fuck

a person who constantly smells of old sausage and looks like a pile of donkey shit. Mostly known as a distrustful, ugly, smelly, stupid person, and isn't liked by many people.

Colby is such a dirt fuck!

by DustinStafford October 21, 2012

dirt dance

The condition of being dead.

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"

by MRK March 24, 2006

Whore dirt

The dirt that naturally accumulates under the nails of someone who turns tricks on the side. It generally consists of perfumes, moisturizers, harlot oils, hussy unguents and anything else this person can get their dirty nails on.

"Whao! Don't touch my cup! I can see the whore dirt under your nails from way over here."

by the hand of doom June 18, 2012