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middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

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by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015
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Bobby Dangler

Oh my god! Mike has the biggest Bobby Dangler I've ever seen!!
by kayeshaye January 8, 2009
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Quandale Dingle

He is the master of Rock Paper Scissors. He contributed greatly to the format. His biggest contribution came to the Seattle format where introduced the Quandrock method of bashing your opponents skull with a boulder.
Whoa man, you just used the patent Quandale Dingle technique!
by crockpaperscissors March 22, 2022
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dingleberry

1. a small piece of feces stuck in the hairs around the anus after defacation.

2. a person who is perhaps intelligient but engages in annoying behavior
That professor just assigned a 25-page paper, what a dingleberry!
by Rocket J. Squirrel September 20, 2005
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dingleberry

The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!
by DingleDangle November 9, 2007
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dingleberry

A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
by King Turd January 21, 2006
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dingle berry

dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
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