The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

Bailey Duff

A weird creature that is ugly and not human

Person 1: the fuck is that
Person 2 : its just a Bailey Duff

by Skkrt skkrt November 3, 2019

Duff

In online gaming, a duff is an inexperienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a experienced player (smurf). The purpose is to frighten other player to thinking they are a experienced player and make them play worse thinking they have already lost. The expected result is to get easy wins thinking they are skilled by tricking the other players and get wins. The outcome is shown pretty quickly when the obviously don't have the experience to keep up after a few games.

So yesterday while playing CoD I saw this new account and was frighten it was a smurf, it was pretty easy to realize it was just a duff and I pwned him. Got to love dumb noobs.

by DevilReaper of Souls November 13, 2020

Duff

The shake at the bottom of a bag of drugs, including the seeds and stems in a bag of weed. Commonly used to describe the shake at the bottom of a bag of crystal meth.

Jeff: Hey, let me get a ball of that fire ice. Dan: All I have left is the duff, bro.

by jlthomas110880 November 25, 2020

Duff

Designated Ugly Fat Friend

Usually the unattractive one in a group of friends. Basically the outcast

All my friends are beautiful, this means I'm the duff😭😔💔

by Starbeauty November 28, 2020

Mickey duff

Mickey Duff was a well known boxing promoter whose name is now universally used as rhyming slang for marijuana.

Mickey Duff = Puff

If you want me to roll one up you’ll have to pass me my Mickey Duff.

by Loftier January 23, 2021

DUFF

I see a lot of post say it’s not always just the designated ugly fat friend but the less attractive one. And I’d like to throw into play many attractive women use makeup and a lot of attractive women who may not use makeup sometimes want to be uglier. Pretty women and also not so attractive women who may not dress up or do their makeup usually have been sexually abuse and do not want to look pretty then them due to the predators seeking them out. And also noting the ones who do as well. Sometimes the uglier one in the group of friends is the prettiest or grows to be the prettiest inside but many men only date or fuck her to cheat and fuck her hot friends not realizing some ugly things are beautiful inside if you nurture it. So if your saying the word duff or any new term for it reflect on the ugliness in yourself for thinking that way before you assign a term to someone you base off looks. Don’t judge the book by it’s cover.

Man I thought she was a bitch and a duff but when my looks began to fade and others did too I realized she was the most beautiful and bloomed in time. While my hot chicks rotted inside. Leaving me with the duffs inside. Which made me a duff in all reality. Asshole people

by TwistedTaboos February 3, 2021