son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Douche McAllister

The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"

A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.

by A-Twon August 28, 2009

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

Twinkle Douche

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.

Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.

by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009