Dan Sullivan

Knows lots of tricks like hiding on command instead of fighting for Alaskans, staying silent even when Donald Trump has been a bad boy, and rolling over instead of thinking independently.

Donald Trump: The postal service is a joke.
Dan Sullivan: *stands there and does nothing*

by AXKZ October 29, 2020

Dan 7

A joke Morgan doesn't get

This is a Dan 7 right now

by silly morgan jokes are for kid May 21, 2021

Dan Hall

He's annoying, stuck up and egotistical to all he those he doesn't know

Urgh Dan Hall is at it again

by Jinx lol November 16, 2021

Dan Campbell

A coach who loves to bite kneecaps.

Dan Campbell is who Jesus Christ wishes he could be.

by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

Dan RHEC

King troll who lives under a bridge in Tennessee aka the Tennessee yeti and very angry animal unless u give it chocolate milk and a Upchurch cd

I stumbled upon a Dan RHEC on my hike and I thought I was gonna die cause I didn't have the chocolate milk

by Hillbilly Reacts July 18, 2023

Dan Konopka

1. The drummer for the indie-rock band OK Go, known widely for their videos on treadmills, in backyards, and in old-warehouses with Rube Goldberg machines. When performing live, Dan wears an all-green suit and often a fedora to hide his balding pate. Generally shy and awkward, Dan nevertheless has a cult following of those just waiting to hear him speak.
2. An especially awkward yet lovable person. One who doesn't talk.

1.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band OK Go? They make cool shit, and their lead singer, Damian, is soo hot.
Person 2: That's cool, but how's their drummer?
Person 1: Hahaha, Dan Konopka is the man. He never talks.
2.
Person A: Who's that person over there not talking to anyone, they're so awkward!
Person B: Haha, what a Dan Konopka.

by fakinbacon April 5, 2011