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1. The drummer for the indie-rock band OK Go, known widely for their videos on treadmills, in backyards, and in old-warehouses with Rube Goldberg machines. When performing live, Dan wears an all-green suit and often a fedora to hide his balding pate. Generally shy and awkward, Dan nevertheless has a cult following of those just waiting to hear him speak.
2. An especially awkward yet lovable person. One who doesn't talk.
1.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band OK Go? They make cool shit, and their lead singer, Damian, is soo hot.
Person 2: That's cool, but how's their drummer?
Person 1: Hahaha, Dan Konopka is the man. He never talks.
2.
Person A: Who's that person over there not talking to anyone, they're so awkward!
Person B: Haha, what a Dan Konopka.
by fakinbacon March 20, 2011
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The extremely awesome lead singer of the indie-rock band OK Go. Recently forming their own record label, Paracadute, meaning "upwards", (Damian's second favorite word), they recently released their third album, "Of the Blue Colour of the sky." The name of this album was inspired by a faux-medical book written at the turn of the 20th century, relating the health effects of, as the title suggests, "the blue colour of the sky."

Damian tends to be more feminine than masculine, continually wearing too-short shirts and tight pants. However, his adorable femininity paired with his erratic speech patterns making him undeniably sexy.
Armed with a creative flair, after spending years in art-camp and his college experience at Brown studying semiotics, much of OK Go's focus revolves around not only the music, but visual components as well.

As Damian has said in different interviews, the band's main focus is making "cool shit."
Damian has a strong political side to him, and he often makes statements and writes articles (including one for the New York Times) about net-neutrality, something that it appears only he understands. He also strongly advocates animal protection, and lives with his two "business partner" dogs in Los Angeles.

Damian has been recently divorced after his relationship with his wife was pushed to it's limit with years of touring and being away from home. Most of his lyrics in "OTBCOTS" are about the end of their relationship.
Person 1: Damian Kulash is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!
Person 2: I know. I can't even handle it.
by fakinbacon March 20, 2011
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