Creptile

Often found in punishment laboratories

Niall Foley is a creptile

by ElephantEgg June 29, 2011

craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

craptrap

Craptrap:
Luring someone into a debate in which you know they will exaggerate wildly.

"I set a craptrap for Helen when I suggested that her dad was was a dufus."

by sornptrigi May 3, 2016

craptown usa

A city/town in America that you think is really crap or where you live in America that you think is crap.

I live in San Andreas which I think is Craptown Usa.

by XxcRaPToWNxx July 7, 2016

Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016