3 definitions by hthrB

spectralphelia

The act of having sexual relations with a ghost.

She engaged in spectralphelia when she had sex with her dead husband's spirit.

by hthrB February 25, 2015

craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

spectralphiliac

A person who, for whatever reason, insists on engaging in sexual acts with ghosts.

Can you believe he sleeps with the ghosts of lovers lost? What a spectralphiliac!

by hthrB February 25, 2015