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Concord, ON

That place in between Maple and Thornhill that nobody knows is actually called Concord. Most of the people that live here just say they're from Maple if they're Italian because the rest of the population is mostly Indian and Asian.
Oh tru, fuck Woodbridge, Maple representt! Concord, ON
by Scarlettttt December 17, 2010
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Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010
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Condom

The best invention EVER
dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!
by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011
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condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
by harrycomets July 30, 2011
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Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.
Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
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Concoochador

Noun; While a conquistador is a conquerer of land a concoochador is a conquerer of the cooch. He (or she) finds the cooches in there natural environment and stakes their claim. They then move on for more. Also known a snatch catcher.
"I used to work at subway until I decided to become concoochador."
"She thought I loved her an I was AL im a concoochador I then rode, off on a horse in the sunset."
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condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.
Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids October 13, 2015
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