Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.

"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"

by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009

compund

A compound of two words that make a new word that also puns on one of the parent words.

For example: brother + romance = bromance and still keeps the sound structure of romance.

"Adorkable is a cute compund."

by R. L. Nooby December 16, 2013

vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

by Hoomber December 14, 2008

gaming computer

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN

Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.

by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017

campus crops

A student run group that deals in agriculture and gardening. However, since six out of the eight months they are at school is WINTER they spend most of their time being anti-capitalist vegans who are going to have a rude awakening when their art degrees land them a job at McDonald's.

The best part of the group is their theme song, which is awesome.

Interviewer: So you ran a group called Campus Crops. What is that exactly?

Campus Cropper: Well it is a group of alternative thinkers who grew peace and love out of the soil of hardship.

Interviewer: You are going to have to leave.

by cropbuster14 April 18, 2009

compulsive liar

An asshole who is always blowing shit out his mouth. And makes up stories to make himself look better, but winds up just driving himself further into the already huge hole in the ground.

Why do we even try to listen to him? He says he hit someone with a rock who Ding Dong Ditched his house, when it was us that did the DDD ad he never saw us. Definitely a compulsive liar.

by RejectsforLife December 9, 2007

computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.

That damned computater broke again!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003