colonographer

one who so initmately knows the inner depths of a colon, whether one's own or another's, he/she could map it.

Pat knows just where I like it....such a colonographer.

by Antsy April 4, 2004

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Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

by C. Felix November 10, 2005

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Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

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The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

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COLONOL

Its a term given to the leader in a group of friends

A) Hey COLONOL get over here
B) no you come here
A) ok

by COLONOL Branch January 18, 2010

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Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes

Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"

by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

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colonaboration

when two or more people fart in a confined space (ie. room, car, elevator...) after the first person comments on the stench more than one person accepts responsibility.

as i was playing a game with my friend the other day I let out a "SBD" (silent but deadly), and when i said sorry he laughed and i realized it was a colonaboration!

by mamalekabubuday March 1, 2013

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