faux cock

artificial cock, dildo, dong

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole

by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

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Stew Cock

When a person is particularly well hung

“Wow did you see that stallion“

“Holy it has Stew Cock”

by Stewcockfan April 18, 2022

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Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

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jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.

"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."

by Dault December 2, 2013

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