clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister September 26, 2015

clown kink

The attraction to clowns and clown toys, the red nose, the face paint and the sexual draw to anything to do with clowns.

She/He has a serious case of clown kink!

by Mistress Red Nose March 2, 2016

Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.

"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."

by Sailor E May 8, 2010

clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.

Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?

by HiggiD January 15, 2010

clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

by missjade July 23, 2012

clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.

Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.

by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015