convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

spirit child

A child who you wish to be

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”

by Thisismyname23456 March 12, 2018

CAGE CHILD

a child born through drama in our new age. this young fella is use to any fuck shit that comes his way.

i was born in the 2000's , im a cage child

by Yeye ya January 9, 2020

child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016

Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022

Fatherless Child

Fatherless Child is a child that have no father or grew up without a father.

Friend 1: "Lol look at this Furry!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

Friend 1: "Oh my fucking god another dream stan!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

by neverwhere September 19, 2021