Carson Drake

The greatest pro wrestler in sports history

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake

by DrakeCB November 23, 2021

Carson

Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.

Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"

by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023

Carson

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.

bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson

by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023

Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023

carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023

Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.

Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."

by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023

Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.

Carson Remmers is an L

by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023