Credit

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Credit and blame

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.

Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Crepidaphobia

An irrational fear or intense dislike of open-fronted summer footwear, especially ugly sandals. From the Latin 'Crepida' (shoe comprising a sole tied on with straps/thong) + phobia (irrational fear).

"Dave always eschewed a beach holiday because of his crepidaphobia."

"Keith, why the f*ck are you wearing wellies in mid June, you tw*t? You need to see a doctor about your bleedin' crepidaphobia."

by Isla Grayne December 3, 2024

Credit

No I get the credit. I think you're making up rules for how things work that don't actually coincide with reality. You are weighing my life against the life of someone who IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS.

Hym "And I think making up these rules in your imagination here does nothing but absolve you of your culpability in 'telling people what to do' while at the same time making do what you want. So, no. There is NOTHING that means I don't get credit for doing that. You will either tell the story of how someone tried to steal the credit for AI and failed OR you will tell the story of how you tried to steal the credit for AI and the creator of AI murdered as many kids as he could before you finally managed to kill Hym. Your calculation of 'wellbeing' does nothing but treat people like clockwork automatons what are running on a script comprised of our current epistemic data set. You don't need to be convinced. I don't need to have authority over you. I'm not doing whatever you are trying to get me to do by doing this. This is why your kids keep getting murdered. YOU are the reason that is happening. I still haven't seen a single progressive talk about the 2 mass stabbings. I don't care that the crime is down. You are shit. If I cannot remove you people... From my life... I would rather murder your kids and kill myself."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by Zddal March 21, 2026

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025