Covid-19 

Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.

Covid-19 is causing so much unneeded chaos.

Covid-19 by backhandsprings April 13, 2020

Covid-25 

Rare medical condition in which you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.

Covid-25 by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covid Companion 

The person you have chosen to self-isolate with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.

Covid Companion by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

Covid Conscious by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

covid ear 

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

covid ear by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

Covid-🦑 

When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.

Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.

Covid-🦑 by Fasters September 21, 2020

covid masker 

Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.

Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.

covid masker by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020