doggie covers

Socks that are worn on The Maestro's feet.

The Maestro prefers to wear doggie covers on her dogs at night when she sleep to keep her dogs warm..

by Da Aman March 29, 2009

Animal clever

Possessing skills of a shady or possibly shady nature. Applied to people of little intellect.

X:"She got fired as a Walmart greeter cuz she kept telling the customers they dressed like they shopped there too much already, so she filed a lawsuit saying her free speech rights had been violated and she won a huge settlement. wtf?!"

Y:"Yeah, she's animal clever for sure!"

X:"He's too dumb to follow the directions on a can of corn, but he's the go to man if you ever lock your keys in your car."

Y:"Some people are just animal clever."

by Vardogr June 21, 2010

Chocolate Covered Mind Fuck

A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.

Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth

by NeoRealism January 6, 2011

Bonoker Covers

Another word for Bra.. Usually used when someone has very large breasts....

You need Bonoker Covers!!!

by DemiGoddess January 13, 2011

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

nerd cover

This is a subject adopted by a nerd to conceal his or her typical intellectual pursuits. The selected subject is often something not associated with nerd/geek culture but the nerdy persona can invest his or her intellectual capacity into. Instead of seeming pedantic the knowledge of the subject may be seen as admirable. The subject can be almost anything such as sports, agriculture, beer, cars, or crafts.

The interest goes beyond being a hobby as the nerd using nerd cover will either avoid or down play other subjects that might reveal their innate personality. Nerd cover can be used to redirect a conversation from traditionally nerdy subjects to being used to dilute obvious nerdiness in an individual's interests.

"Man, Brian seems like a total nerd."
"Maybe, but did you know he keeps goats and chickens?"
"That's just his nerd cover, don't get him started on the latest zombie film."

"Wow, Warren's fantasy football team is unbeatable!"
"Yeah, football is his nerd cover. He's a mathematician so the numbers come naturally to him.

by Splynncryth September 30, 2012

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014