uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding

Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

by Cullen urban dictionary club April 20, 2018

Bonch

a sexual place on the male where his butthole and wee wee meet....

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

banch

ass, buttox, seat, etc...

banch hole, swollen banch,

by oktiv September 29, 2006

banch

Banch is used to describe lying out on the grass in the sun, in a total relaxed state. It can be done whilst drinking or eating icecream.

"Let's go to Sparch (Spanish Arch) and banch on the grass with a bottle of bucky."

"Let's go banch on that bench."

"Wanna get some ice-cream and banch?"

by Fona Mah May 17, 2007

bonch

yummy

satly

by bonch February 1, 2003

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Bench Mob

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement

Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019