A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.

I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.

by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021

conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.

Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!

by secymama444 November 1, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Mr Blobby

some pink donny with yellow spots who is creepy af. he first made his debut in a saturday night show called noels house party alongside host noel edmonds and he has made a few appearances in other british TV shows like harry hills TV burp the big fat quiz of the 90s and many many more. he even amde his wrestling debut earlier this year in a london wrestling 90s rumble which he didnt win but he took down a lot of people in the ring and the fans were chanting his name

hey have you heard of mr blobby
NO NO DONT SAY HE IS HERE BECAUSE I WILL SHIT MY PANTS!

by big fat tubby March 7, 2023

bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.

"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"

by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023

Tagjascular blarbaglarb

The chilly sensation experienced upon touching a fly with your tongue.

Timothy experienced level 5 tagjascular blarbaglarb last night.

by Kirbuff April 27, 2023

Slobby Blobby

Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.

"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."

by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023