The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.
"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
by Lakin A. October 15, 2007
Get the Balloon Doggedmug. This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019
Get the The Pork and cheese balloonmug. When a dude asks you if he can fart in you're mouth while you lick his asshole and jerk him off at the same time
by Dont do this hot air ballon November 8, 2007
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.
by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
by Robby S. November 18, 2007
Get the water balloon testmug. Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."
Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."
Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."
by krkelly January 10, 2014
Get the pop your balloonmug. A guys going down on girl and when he opens his mouth the girl grabs his head and holds it still then she queefs in his mouth.
I Hot Air Ballooned my boyfriend last night when he was going down on me!
you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning
you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning
by KezNaa October 15, 2011
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug.