badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

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by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

Badger

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

by spjork September 7, 2007

Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Beer Badger

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w

Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night

by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009

badged

to remove a badge or badges from an unexpecting car for enjoyment or revenge.
More likly to occur to expensice cars like beemers or mercs

Mother F*****! some one badged my car

by RoaDKilL teh 1337 May 13, 2005

Badgefag

Man who intentionally makes badges to send to girls in order to receive a blowjob. However it never seems to work.

example 1

dan : alex what are you doing?

alex: making a badge for a girl

dan: badgefag

example 2:

that badgefag got completely flockinockinihilipilificated

by BaDgE fAg AlEx FlOcHaRt September 25, 2010

purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

by Sean Lloyd March 2, 2005