blueberry

when a woman gives a guy blue balls and then proceeds to give him a rasberry where his shaft meets his balls

Wtf are you doing?
I just gave you a blueberry :)

by chuckallblue October 26, 2010

BlueBerries

The condition resulting from not being able to use ones BlackBerry. The most common causes are no signal availability,
or having your emails blocked because you're friends are sick of reading about how your email was sent "via BlackBerry"

"dude...im dying over here....my outbox is backed up because I cant get a signal on my BlackBerry"
"ooh...sounds like you've got a case of BlueBerries"

by shtevo December 9, 2008

Blueberries

The biological state of a man's bollicks (balls) attained after being knackered from hours of sexual activity

I roger'd that girl so much that my bollicks look like little blueberries

by Jack-n-tha-fucking-box March 1, 2009

blueberry

The term used for a preferably small teenage girl named molly. Commonly found in Zimbabwe. If you see them in the Arctic..don't be alarmed because they could have a blue-ish tint in their pigment. She loves the art. Boy, does she love that art..

"Take a funny pill, you blueberry!"
"Boy does that blueberry love those paintings of babies and midgets.."
"Oh my, those Arctic blueberries scare the shit out of me."

by crackle February 22, 2008

Blueberries

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.

I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.

by Kowdee December 16, 2008

blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

Blueberry

According to some status posts on facebook, a teenage-girl code word for single.

status - blueberry (:
comment from guy one - what is that!?
comment from guy two - huh?!

by IADrummer April 11, 2011