Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.

to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

by university of princeton December 3, 2015

Reyly Alderete

Is a big tall sexy man who can pull both genders and is always looking their best. Normally always smart and is always making others happy and could always be seen with an enormous pp.

You see that guy over there he is Reyly Alderete

by Eurone April 30, 2021

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

alberto

a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.

Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"

Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?

Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"

Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"

Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?

by H MOney Bags A.k.A. Ladies Holla August 4, 2006

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011