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Apple

The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 30, 2005
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cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.
Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.
by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008
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apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.
"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"
by Dave April 8, 2004
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Apple Whore

An insufferable arsehole who owns every piece of apple technology possible and goes on about it all the time.
Person 1"Mike just got the ipad 2."
Person 2 "He already has an ipod, iphone, macbook pro and mac. If he keeps going on about his apple stuff I swear I'm gonna hit him."
Person 1 "He's such a stupid apple whore"
by Dr Wally September 6, 2011
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appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
by davesthename June 24, 2019
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Apple products

A product made for superficial people who only buy it for the logo instead of the actual function of the product. You could slap an Apple logo on a piece of turd and people would rush to the stores to buy it. The only good thing about Apple products is their AppleCare warranty, other than that you're basically investing into an overpriced closed ecosystem of products that really do not perform any better than all its Android/Windows/other counterparts.
Apple users: *makes fun of people for being too broke to buy Apple products*

Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*

Me: lol
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Rotten Apple

A phrase made famous by Nas on "The World is Your's" from his universally acclaimed debut album, iLLmatic. Nas used the term again on the track "One on One" from the Street Fighter soundtrack in the mid 90's.

In a literal sense, the term "Rotten Apple" is a nickname for New York City, for obvious reasons.

In a symbolic sense, however, it could be a much deeper metaphor, meaning a negative, angry, depressed, or confused state of mind. "Dwellin' in the rotten apple, you get tackled, or caught by the devil's lasso..."

It could also be a metaphor for deadly games & habits such as drug addiction, pomiscuous sex, alcoholism, anorexia, etc.

This line is a perfect example of elite lyricism, portrayed by an elite rapper, spawned from true talent, skill, and understanding for Hip Hop. It has a literal sense that the vast majority of people can relate to - it is easy to understand - it is creatively soken to sound pleasing to the ear of the listener - and it also has a fascinating "iceberg" below the surface that can be explored by those who are passionate fans of hip hop, writing, and music.

-His rhymin' is a vitamin.
Dwellin' in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled/
or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle/
by Dubulous Productions July 5, 2012
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