The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.
by donkeycum August 18, 2003

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."
by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

a nicer name for a slut. a girl who plays mind games with guys & will do anything for money. often called a tramp or a ho or a prostitute.
by Blonde Jew September 2, 2004

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.
by idangerkitten September 7, 2005

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.
CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"
or
"Julie is a total cloister kitten"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"
or
"Julie is a total cloister kitten"
by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!
by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"
Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."
Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."
Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."
Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."
by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010
