Skype Double Blumpkin 

The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.

Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!

Skype Double Blumpkin by Los Muerto Diablos January 1, 2013

porn double 

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.

Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.

porn double by drpooterpie October 31, 2013

Kentucky double pump 

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.

I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.

Kentucky double pump by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

Triple-Double 

Russell Westbrook

Last person to average a triple-double was Oscar Robertson. Now Russell Westbrook is rewriting history.

Triple-Double by Datdudecad March 1, 2017

FTF Double A 

A great talented rapper, real name "Alex Anderson". "FTF" stands for "Family To Feed", which is his biggest motivation to make it. The word "Double A", is part of his name which is Alex Anderson. He have been called "Double A" his whole life
by family and friends.

Have you heard FTF Double A's new song, "Better Me".

FTF Double A by NatalieAmericapr February 18, 2021

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee 

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit 

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013