Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018

Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Nacho Cheese

A holy and scrumptious substance made from melting cheese

Have you had any nacho cheese today

by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN

LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"

by W1LFRD May 17, 2021

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016